Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

Capitalism is when cryptobro scammer defrauds dozens of families and pays methlab oompa loompa in shitcoin

Lurch

Confucius says “women belong in the chicken”… Apparently?

Cmon, Doom doesn’t count? You’re literally killing Satan

Figures, the price hike was probably long overdue. Sucks that it hits so hard now but it is what it is

Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.

I think they made some wild statements when they fired her instead of the usual “After careful consideration…” HR text that everyone gives when letting people go. Given Elon has some deep pockets and doesn’t shy away from burning money for dumb spite projects, they may have a shot of getting somewhere with Disney.

Never said forced, they just so happen to terminate about 42% of pregnancies.

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Hey guys, remember when music wasn’t all political? Back in my day we listened to Green Day and Rage against the Machine and not this wooooke garbage /s

If you spend 2/3rds of your money on rent, you’re living above your means. You can’t change my mind. Move.

Despacito

Here’s an equally controversial opinion: pedos are le bad

Edit: Thank you for the lemmy gold kind stranger, I know I’m so stunning and brave for this hot take

That is clearly Mr. Plinkett

Big thing in many developing countries. There’s entire villages where many people give away their own organs or those of their children for the equivalent of a couple hundred bucks. Mostly kidneys, since you can live with one of them but still pretty messed up.

It’s probably organ harvesting, not abortion

That bloke is amazing lmao

Real life is not a video game, headshots don’t automatically kill you. People can survive all kinds of weird incidents and likewise die to things that don’t seem all that dangerous, like slipping in the shower