my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can’t help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it’s slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart¹.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

It’s working on all hot too

First of all you’re insane, secondly I love you

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it’s closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

This one gave me a good chuckle.

it worked on active!

Actual sorcery

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Woah how

Wtf my next post under this is

https://lemmy.world/post/22236146