Especially funny while driving. “Shit, where are my keys! Oh, in the ignition, obviously. But my phone?! Oh, it’s in the middle console hooked up to CarPlay. Well…”
But then you realize you left the wallet in the fridge and put the lasagna in your pocket.
Ravioli Ravioli, what’s in the pocket-oli
I don’t know what I would do without my pocket lasagna.
Where’s the pocket sand?
Spaghetti is the only pasta in my pockets
🤌
Keys and wallet are always in my bag though.
i usually keep 5 thing in my pockets, phone and earbuds in the right and wallet keys and a bottle of water in the left
What about the lasagna?
not yet
Not true! I stopped carrying a wallet almost 2 years ago!
I also stopped carrying a wallet….
…now I just put it in my pocket instead.
I just put a big rubber band around my ID, my debit card, my laundry card and a little cash!
