Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when l saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Why would you post this

I do that all the time. The little plastic shelf is definitely made to hold my weight.

Woah there, should’ve tag NSFW, almost got fired because of this image.