Given that the tech they need to understand here is paper, empathy is hard and it’s just frustrating. Computers, complicated. Paper, extremely uncomplicated. This is just refusal to use the noodle.

I will absolutely eat a whole can of olives and not regret it a bit.

But an acronym that was intentionally made to be the name of the animal, so it’s just a duplicate, like all three of the non-singer seals, which just mean to lock something in or out. There are only 2 meanings of seal here, plus a singer who named himself after one of them.

Awesome, but also, no “Cabbage patch” jokes? Come onnnnnnn

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

Funny, because Kanye is convinced he’s Jesus

No, why would they? We don’t like tired eyes or tired batteries

Not that this is real, but you can make lenses with a wider FOV than makes sense for your average phone. You’ve heard of wide-angle lenses, I’m sure.

You should be able to hit the power button while on a call and turn off the display, then put it to your ear. Much less effort than the people around you have to make to keep from slapping you

It wasn’t flight-worthy, it just hadn’t crashed yet. If your jet stopped properly responding to controls and you had the opportunity to eject and probably not die rather than crash and almost certainly die, what do you think you would do? Also if it lost power, it would still fly for a bit because momentum and airfoils and physics and such, but not be transmitting its position because no power, which makes it kinda hard to track because like, y’know, stealth aircraft