At the sea lion show, apparently.

Waste of two goats. Better to have them mow your lawn.

Yep, that’s when the nearsightedness and farsightedness start kicking in. That’s the age I had to get my first bifocals.🤓

You can thank Sen. Joe Lieberman for the killing of a public option. Also, https://www.huffpost.com/entry/debunking-the-myth-obamas_b_1929869 .

That doesn’t seem right. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Sometimes I start writing a reply and then realize I don’t really care.

635029318 kg

Oh shit, I was born that year.

Completely unrelated, does anyone remember suck.com? A Fish, a Barrel, a Smoking Gun.

Your job was skydiving?

I thought we were going to use the Calvin and Hobbes template from now on?

Shouldn’t this be in Lemmy Shitpost?

You don’t know my cat.

Cries in can’t afford implants.

Shh, only in the truck when you are all alone. You can’t show weakness to the materials.

Why is it set up that way?