Yeah I reckon that might have been the joke honestly mate

Oh shit. I bought an Affinity lifetime thing a couple of years ago. Oh fuck, I didn’t realise I was supporting canva. Are they gonna force me to upgrade into this bullshit? God damn it, Affinity Photo and Designer were pretty good.

Any good alternatives out there? Ideally something cheap, I am not flush with cash at the moment 😬

Yeah fair suggestion 😂

Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?