Four loko for hippies.

If I had a nickel for every time Google violated someone’s privacy, I’d be richer than Elon Musk.

Pinkie is 100% believable as a drug kingpin.

Third time’s the charm!

It’s a bit of a random tangent in the context of his channel, but there’s a video from a cocktail youtuber that goes into surprisingly interesting detail about that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcyaByxpbVI

I’m not sure I’d call it “relaxing,” but It’s definitely easy mode.

Of course, that’s why so many of the losers among us go off the right-wing/incel deep end: if you’re living on easy mode and you still manage to fail, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself. But they can’t handle that either, so they go fucking insane desperately trying to find scapegoats.

Good thing we’ve got bnetd to save us!

…oh wait.

• Bnetd

• Freecraft

And that was in 2002 and 2003 respectively, before Activision’s additional evil was even involved. I’ve been boycotting Blizzard for 24 years now.

If that’s not edited, I really want to know what the original context was.

I microwave in multiples of 11 (up to 99) because I figure hitting the same button twice is slightly faster than finding the 0 button.

I think he was arrested for stealing or maybe for kidnapping the princess, not assaulting the guards.

Ah, I see the problem: I’m an idiot who forgot chess boards are 8 squares wide, not 10.

Why 10, not 12?

What the Hell could it possibly ever even need a firmware update for?! The vast majority of headsets aren’t even physically capable of having firmware (because they connect using 3.5mm analog audio jacks), let alone receiving an update for it!

I use a mouse that doesn’t require anything beyond the generic USB HID driver that comes with Linux in the first place.

(Okay, okay, I could also use OpenRGB if I wanted to control the lights. But still, it uses fuck-all software provided by the manufacturer.)

Horror level sci fi

Or comedy-level sci-fi.

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Ameglian_Major_Cow

The creature offers Zaphod and his party his shoulder, braised in a white wine sauce, then goes on to offer other parts of its body, having worked hard to fatten itself up through force-feeding itself for months. Eventually, after Arthur and Trillian have expressed their shock and Ford has expressed his disinterest, Zaphod requests four rare steaks and the Dish of the Day goes off to shoot himself, telling Arthur not to worry, as he says “I’ll be very humane.”

Youð meanð likeð thisð?

That was the big controversy about TikTok right from the beginning.

No way a cat would sell for enough to afford RAM, no matter how cute it is.

I’m permabanned from !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world because I got provoked into complaining about the rules in the pinned thread for discussing the rules. I never said I didn’t intend to follow them anyway! Absolute bullshit power-tripping.