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Charge your battery, for starters.

Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

No worries, I’m a Brisk man. I prefer my balls ✨sparkling!✨

Team FUTURE MURDERER

Of course there is. We’re in it.

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text

I was the egg

Snopes says the flat earth society statement is false, fwiw

Under-fed… as in what the other replies have explained.

Get your goddamn caption outta my bigass motherfucking tail!

I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.

If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.

If counts if the toaster is a robot.

“I didn’t say it was over, slim. Now shut up and drink.”

HOW BOUT YOU GET YO DAMN CAPTION OUT MY MUTHAFUCKIN EARS, BITCH

I doubt most people paying for commissions are sacrificing necessities for porn. They have more than enough for both, and so spend their money on both.

No! No south for you!

“THAT SENTENCE HAS TOO MANY WORDS IN IT. APOLOGIZE!” – Mr. Torgue

:3:

😈

Solid work, hotmeat89, solid fucking work. Carry on.

Ten Thousand