Sounds like a deal. I’m from Zürich, so I’m accustomed to ridiculous costs of living.

Sounds nice as a tourist. I think I’m gonna visit Seattle, then.

Well sounds nice except for the bit with the rich people…

So are people in Seattle generally cool? Is coolness in Seattle above average for the USA?

On one hand, I think speeding is wrong, but on the other am I happy that these people help finance police operations.

(If you drive over the limit in Switzerland, you will get caught and you will pay and also the police are not evil (at least from what I’ve heard))

I don’t know, haven’t heard of any fascists in my country in a while…

One of the better ones to be honest

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This has got to be fake

I imagine that the people in the front row will want to amputate their neck the next day

I imagine the view for the spectators in the back being quite monotonous

Thanks and same to you, you twat

BUUURNNNN!

I haven’t been playing around with my computer for a while and it’s currently fucking working just fine

Making a new browser is easy. They want to buy a near monopoly over the browser market, not a browser.

It is, undoubtedly, a thin strip of land.

Wouldn’t’ve been surprised if it were real. Some people do say that there is more oestrogen in tap water since the introduction of the birth control pill and I know that there are people who are terrified of becoming more feminine…

Using em dashes is cultured and also cool