I mean… he could order a golden throne at any point and it wouldn’t surprise me

Are we Homelander in this?

Are those eyes altered? They look horrific

It’s time to raze existence It’s time to banish light It’s time to call the void in On the muppet show tonight!

The Tale of Samuel Whiskers

I had completely forgotten about how much this book fucked me up as a kid!

Little Debbie would never be involved in such evil

We just needed one more 0 to make it a Nelly song

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It’d be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

Seanbaby wrote about this game in like 2001! I remember actually rolling on the floor laughing as my best friend read the article out loud during a Friday sleepover

I can’t get into the mind of someone that wants body hair on themselves or their partners. I’m a straight cis guy and I shave fucking everything but my head and don’t look for partners that are opposed philosophically. I respect the hell out of the position but it’s not my yum

I could easily make 60 a month happen even close to 40 if I wanted. Once you hit triple digits is when the worry should really begin

God and Satan when capitalism recuperates the apocalypse.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake”

And here my ass thought it was the only other UGA football fan on Lemmy besides me

This has never happened to me across a wide variety of shits

I’ve used a bidet for a decade and the only reason I have to wipe is to dry off

183 unless he stepped down completely

Where would one acquire fake cigarettes, asking for a friend

I am in the same boat, I’m closing in on 40 and I’m worried I might just be old