I’m the king of obliviousness. She passed her hand over my dick. Twice.

I used to take a 30 min bath to ease my dermatitis.

Everybody knows that, if it’s your birthday cake, it doesn’t have calories.

Yes, amazing.

That’s Russ!

Thanks. I’ll fix, but this zip code is not near me.

This is terrible, I had one. I’d end up breaking a lot of spaghetti threading them into this.

This one works better.

HTML doesn’t have IF or loops. It’s just formatting text.

That’s why it should be “none of the above”. And if there’s a “all of the above”, it must come right before the “none of the above”.

AFAIK, in MFM, there is no gay sex, as in FMF there is no lesbian sex. But in FMM and FFM, yes.

I’ve always thought the order mattered. FFM is different than FMF and definitely different than MFM, which is not there (but FMM is).

D o you have an R tattooed on the other hand?

He looks like the thumbs up boy from the ancient meme.

I never said it had to be an app or a card in your phone’s wallet, although it’s not a bad idea. Passports have chips now. I just think it doesn’t need to be a booklet anymore.

Nah. My mother had to stay more than two hours in a line in Atlanta’s immigration because the system went down.

Why are passports still a booklet? Everything is digital now. We don’t need stamps or visas in the passport anymore. It serves no purpose.

This is even more interesting if you notice that Americans use fractions a lot, maybe even more than countries with metric system. It’s 1/2 pound, 5/8 inch, 3/4 mile and so on. Countries with metric system just change the units. Typically we don’t say 1/2 km, we say 500m.

I’ve told this story before, about our last fax server.

Work -> PDF -> send fax -> receive fax -> PDF -> work

Thanks god nothing bad happened. (It happened) Thanks god it was not bad. (It was bad) Thanks god they didn’t die. (They died) Well, it was god wish.

We need to include the Cold War and the nuclear crisis to the list.