“My homework folder!”

“I came here to lose hair and win cases. And I’m all out of hair.”

Ever walked past someone and started choking?

And now the charger is sold separately.

You basically want to move to Japan, or South Korea, or Germany, of any of the countries with a competent public transit system.

Dog: “Clair, did you pick up those biscuits I like?”

“But, Doug, that’s one of the best ones. Don’t knock it 'till you try it.”

They’re not trying to hire talent. They’re trying to hire people who will do whatever you tell them to do.

As a Dance Dance Revolution veteran, this meme warms my heart.

listens to a bunch of Dancemania CDs

Walter: “UNSCHEDULED OFF-WORLD REPOSTING!”

That isn’t my experience. Bought two, one six years ago, one three years ago, both still work perfectly. Sold one of them recently for half what I paid for it.

First I’ve heard of Miele. I’ll look into it, but the reason why I got Dysons in the first place was constantly hearing others rave about them.

Dysons are the first vacuum cleaner that I don’t actively loath. They’re not perfect, but they’re built to… actually work well.

Ah, scrambled porn stations…

…I mean, no.

The first car my dad had when I was born said “Unleaded fuel only” on the gauge.

Both my parent’s cars had cigarette lighters. I burned myself once and never made that mistake again.

The earliest I can remember seeing a gas station price board, it said Regular was 0.75.

I remember Gulf stations.

“We’ve had first coffee, but what about seventh coffee?”

There needs to be a way to archive and preserve old accounts and their content, as well as securely linking them to a replacement account like daisy chaining using security tokens.

You just have to avoid the Noid.

“I don’t know about this, Tommy!”