smh, some of these people have clearly never worked second or third shift /s

Consciousness is overrated.

They’ll still shit out the teeth. And hair too, i think. Both of those survive the digestive system (keratin? Enamel?)

And remember, a mouth full of teeth is identifiable.

Plus, it’s superman. Its a boring premise that’s been beaten to death at this point. Nobody gives a crap about it; at least with spiderman they’ve done unique villains every time they reboot it. Superman’s rogues gallery is kinda crap for variety.

I regularly pass by a house with a giant “He Won” flag with string lights in the front window thats been there since 2020.

If they could just once give me hot curly fries that aren’t half-cooked, i wouldn’t dogpile them tbh. But they cant even do that

The earth king has invited you to lake laogai

Surely the hot aisle was meant for cats /s

That last part is important. Physically attracted, but revolting personality.

o7

Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.

pukes on the nice rug again

More than you’d expect I imagine. Lots of blues.

Aerosmith is outright gone (probably for the best. They cant make it through a single song without talking about it)

What kind of mythical teachers did you have that actually gave a damn about an IEP? (/s but not really)

Hah! As if the teachers would let you sit in the back. Up front, dead center.

Floydian font is perfect for murder notes

SNAAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAAAKE OHHHHHHH ITS A SNAAAAKE

1. I’m just kinda here, not sure what I’m gonna do.

Ive seen at least one other anime that was like that, cant remember the title but the magic system was surprisingly fleshed out for a 12 episode anime

Edit: Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor