Zamotic

Came to the comments for this. Did not leave disappointed, thank you!

Maybe don’t walk around the store while on facetime with the volume on full blast while you’re at it.

I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!

Awwe, this totally should have been the “Give yourself a hand rule”.

“Whatever… stop talking to me. You clearly just want to get into my pants. What?!? You DON’T want to sleep with me? Why the eff not?! Am I not good enough for you? Not pretty enough?!”

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

My immunocompromised wife is now on day 3 of her 3rd case. She’s a preschool teacher, and one of her students is always sick at any given time.

So far I’m lucky and only had it once (after the first time she had it) and it was barely more than a tickle in my throat. I’m still coming up negative despite still sharing a bed with her (I keep the windows and bedroom door open and ceiling fan on high hoping to dissipate the germs).

Thankfully my 6yr old has been rolling negative tests all week too. Crossing my fingers we get through the next few days clean.

It is, that’s why they probably overcharge you. They figure better to charge you for things and let you figure it out.

Ahhh… The old “replace factual history with ‘belief-ism’” tactic. What’s the saying? “Those who don’t read history are doomed to repeat it”