For some reason, for a second I thought that the quote at the bottom of the screen was said by the man, and I was like, “How is he planning to do that?.. OH”

You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

For real, I once had a Xiaomi phone and for a long time it was giving me jumpscares with ads. I thought my phone has malware, and I went through every single antivirus I found in the Play Store until one day I googled it and found out that their phones are just brimming with ads by design. Delightful.

I hope it won’t be the bots from character AI, though 😆

And then the director joins them and records himself eating Whiskas on her foot

Catin Tarantino

I thought it was about the cat figuring out the optimal way of pushing objects off the counter 😂

Or eat some more and make it glow so much that we will be able to summon batman!

Noooo, not the blankie!

Yeah, it sounds like a nice thing to hang on your wall!