Tar_Alcaran

Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.

Greed: I must own and control all the penises.

Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.

I mean, I still love American Gods, Good omens and Neverwhere. I just stopped recommending them to people.

I need that outfit!

In summer? Slight ew. A sports bra? Eeeewwww.

When it’s cool and you’re not sweating much? Meh, a week is fine…

I love my friends, I love my husband, but sometimes I just want to do things solo. It’s not better or worse, but it is different.

Ia ia ia!

I mean, I’m a doctor in the same way that he is.

Dr. alcaran here. Phill is full of shit

Also, that looks really really cold

Also, the trans woman didn’t win. A cis woman won, which makes this more absurd.

That’s probably almost entirely true. I’m willing to bet the worst thing a lot of those 800k did was “be communist”.

There were some 800.000 Germans arrested for “resistance activities” during WW2, and tens of thousands were executed for it.

Now, I’m not saying those were all good people, but there were at least some good Germans. But terrifyingly few.

I don’t want to fuck my dad.

Waaaait a minute.

Blahaj wasn’t made untill 2014, whereas the last spaceshuttle flight was in Atlantis in 2011. This can only mean one thing! The spaceshuttle program has been extended for the explicit purpose of observing blahaj in it’s natural environment!

That outfit is amazing, but I’m happy I don’t have to clean it

Lets see what’s more likely, having an accident requiring the fire department to save you, or a zombie apocalypse.

Those single-pixel ree eyes are fucking terrible, you are correct.

Those ruffles are weak and saggy

“Top surgery makes you a top” is an amazing take.

Yeah, I have no problem with any people in general. But I’ve got lots and lots of problems with Jews, Muslims, Russians, Belgians, the Swiss, Kenyans, brunettes, Inuits or anyone else when they decide to invade countries for the purposes of removing their people and moving in their own.

Even the kids in the story are mostly fine with it though. It’s good and proper to have slaves, and even the idea of free elves is something to be mocked by everyone.