the computer isn’t beige enough.

I had 7 and am down to 2 because of a coyote.

Everyone always asks about my diet and then they are always shocked and amazed. I work construction and stopped eating processed food as much as possible. I have the same conversation everyday. The burrito lady pulls up, and everyone stops to buy one. I walk to my truck and eat an orange and some dates, maybe some cashews. Everyone is like your not going to get a burrito, that’s crazy. We all went out to lunch the other day. Ordered a salad with grilled chicken and it blew everyone’s mind. The other superintendent was all "are you Jewish or something."I said nope I’ve just lost 30 pounds in 6 months. Then he was like “wait really? You lost 30 pounds just by changing what you eat?” I was like yep that’s all it took. Also apparently he doesn’t know what kosher food is.

I have 13 goats. They are all like dogs. It’s hard to feed them in the mornings without tripping over them.

Yep mines about to go up $200 because my insurance is over $1,000 more this year.

My brother in-law built a kickass theater setup in his basement. All he plays down there is Madden.

I live in New Mexico. Growing up we would get a decent amount of snow. It would regularly snow on Halloween. This year we got about 2" of snow and most of that came down a couple of weeks ago. I spent the majority of the winter in a t shirt and a hoodie. Most mornings I’d have my hoodie then by 11:00 am I’d be in my t shirt.

And Winters with snow.

Company Christmas party last weekend I got a new jacket. It’s been too warm outside to wear it. Doesn’t feel like Christmas at all.