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Cake day: October 24th, 2023

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  • Netflix crap never comes to DVD.

    I dunno if it’s a thing exclusive to libraries or not, but at my public library I’ve seen some Netflix movies, and things like Stranger Things and Castlevania come through.

    Not sure if those discs hit traditional media shelves or not.


  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.worldEmpire
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    he was legit jotting down PH material on a notebook.

    Somewhere a professor is getting an APA citation that’s like

    Lustful, Lucy. (2023, April 15). Sexy Coed Horny Cheerleader Stepsis with Big Titties Can’t Get Enough!. PHub. (www dot phub dot com)




  • a job that refused to pay me overtime after a year of working for them as the sole employee/manager of the shop.

    Wow, like they would force you to work just under the limit to qualify for overtime, or wouldn’t pay overtime owed? Because that’s straight up wage theft!

    I notice businesses that try to be “savvy” by taking shortcuts and skirting labor laws tend to collapse themselves once they run out of employees that are way too good for them and won’t put up with it anymore.

    Glad you escaped.



  • "OOPS!

    Looks like you want a real go-getter who takes initiative in a fast paced working environment!

    These added value premium features and advanced pro-company behaviors require a salary boost! Increase my salary for instant access."

    (Tier 1)$ "Practically Already Quiet Quitting " Basic Value Employee

    • Loves to discuss unions.

    (Tier 2) $$$ “Really Need This Job” Moderately effective employee (Most Popular!)

    • Shows up, does the work.

    (Tier 3)$$$$$ “Happy To Be Here!”

    • Ludicrously overpaid but…
    • …Saves on hiring a replacement in 6 months.
    • “Going places.” Maybe not to your competition!
    • “Less likely to curse your name and air your dirty laundry under the cover of various pseudonyms in online discussions and AMAs!”







  • As far as I know those are all this asshole’s ideas too. He’s got some hedge fund called Lembas or something too, among others.

    I’m surprised he hasn’t just renamed himself Sauron at this point. (While talking ahout saving the world through his wealth and power, of course.)

    Typical villain arc: Some self-absorbed billionaire with a main character complex decides they like a cultural touchstone, completely misses the point ot it, and ruins it for everyone else for their own profit.



  • The customer has to figure out where every f****** bone belongs?

    Well…

    🎶The finger bone’s connected to the hand bone, The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone, The arm bone’s connected to the shoulder bone, Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Now shake dem skeleton bones!🎶