Yeah but it’s too realistic, I want something convenient! Let me read one book and gain the power to create floating ice! Not read like 5 giant books and stufy for years so that I can create a microwave 😔

No shade to microwaves, one of my favorite magic items

Just make the usb-c connector a circule and not an oval. I am guessing that the only reasons it isn’t circular is thinness (devices are thin and need thin connectors) and manufacturing costs (probably harder to get it circular with all of the inner pins)

Aren’t we all just one big brain defect?

It kills me that no matter what, it is always white and gold for me, EVEN THOUGH REALITY SAYS OTHERWISE!

Epoch, takes a bit of practice but I already read it fluently and often make fun of everyone arpund me for not knowing how to read a clock (my clock)

My throat hurts and you made me laugh too hard, I hope you are happy.

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I will make a 1/100 pound burger, instant money machine

At least he is past the age of pooping on you!

• Pretty
• Fucking
• Awesome
• Shit that is poison

Humans by far, I think.

Reasons:

• We own pets, some of which sit on our laps and fart.
• Some people find it funny and fart on others.
• Some people find it hot and fart on others / get farted on.
• Also, in a sense we love yeast farts so…

Now your comment makes no sense, bazinga!

Tin foil, tin pans, microwave. Be more creative!

Lucky you! I’ve got a simple solution, only use single use plastic, then all you have to do is just put a big plastic bag over your table and when you’re done eating you just pick up the bag, close it all up and throw it away and that way you just leave the problem to your grandchildren and they’ll die from climate change.

How do you explain that they have 8 fingers then??

are you shaming three handed humans? shame on you!

On the one hand, this is AI art which I don’t support. On the other hand this is a meme that was made by wasting resources from an AI company that directly states you should say “thank you” to AI models which is even further waste of resources for AI companies.

On the third hand this is killing the environment.

So humanity in a nutshell?

Actually I have it on good authority that this engine praised Hitler

Well, it is true that unlike other religions, Jews don’t try to necessarily recruit new people, They do try to recruit non-religious Jewish people into religion, which is still bad. And the Jewish religion still has a bunch of terrible, racist, misogynistic and overall just terrible beliefs that are inherent to the religion. And there are still a bunch of Jews who just hate all other religions, especially Orthodox Jews.

From cats to the collapse of society.

I think the cats are proud