that’s what she said.

like “french kissing through her anus” filthy.

and you get to see their nibbly bits.

I still have the vcd of my copy of fight club. it’s such a shitty copy but it adds to the dirt and grime of the actual movie.

that’s retarded.

edit: if you upvote you agree the term “retarded” has changed meaning to not target the mentally deficient.

if you downvote you agree that the meaning of words cannot change, and thus agree that the term “retarded” means to “make slow or slower; keep back, hinder, delay” according to 14th century Latin. making your reason to downvote in the first place moot.

that’s not Nicholas Cage. that’s Daniel Jackson!

this movie is good man!

– Siskel & Ebert

because fuck horses, that’s why.

lord knows I tried reading that, but I lack the brain damage required to read any more.

I fuckin hate podcasts. they say a whole lot of bullshit with near zero content.

it’s 45 minutes of pretentious dumbasses reacting to the smell of their own farts while locked in a tiny recording studio.

is that not gamer supps?

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do I not have the right to defend myself?

god damn that’s a really nice grill.

because the funereal business is a sham.

can’t have y without x and if you get x you need z. we’ve conveniently packaged it together in our x-z package for a low cost of $6999. isn’t this what the dearly departed would want from you? don’t they deserve the best??

and that’s why I’m a complete fucking asshole. I don’t deserve the best. I deserve to rot in a culvert on the outskirts of the airport.