End if the 80’s here. You can set your bags over there by the wall.

I endorse hating the right. I endorse creative writing exercises. I do not endorse this.

I don’t see how that has anything to do with this. Europe having news with reach doesn’t invalidate our news just having more inherent reach. Like yes, we’re some dumbfucks currently bleeding any smart people we have left due to our fall to fascism, but given how much of the world’s most educated people have been hoarded in the US for the last 70 years, I would say that yes, that also becomes global news.

Like, here. There is a housing market collapse in Greece right now. This is having devastating socioeconomic effects on both the people of Greece and their closest neighbors. It also is having political effects in other EU nations; I have no doubt that the AFD is using it as an anti-immigration talking point, for example. It’s a serious issue that is having some measure of demonstrable international relevance. Bro last time America had a housing collapse it caused a global recession that arguably kicked off the Arab Spring. Entire nations have sprung up and fallen based on our failures of fucking housing policy (hi South Sudan). The reach of our fuckups isn’t just international, it’s generational.

And to be fair I hate it. I hate that our politicians can, with so much as a word, alter global military spending, or international markets, or foreign public policy. I hate that a school shooting in Bumbfuck, Kansas can alter the price of eggs in Nigeria. But you can’t dismantle that without acknowledging it. Sequestering our news, annoying though it may be, does nothing towards dismantling its international reach. Hell, if anything it does a disservice to our biggest victims; if some fuckup half the planet away from me could fuck with my ability to feed my family, you’re damn right I want to hear about it. I think we all agree that the US is too unstable, too fucking weird, to have the power that it does, and that isn’t even bringing up the morality of any nation having that power. But until the rest of the planet builds socioeconomic bonds resilient to US intervention, we’re here to stay.

Its so strange. Like let’s be real here: Even if Americans weren’t the plurality of Lemmy users (we are), America is also literally at the top of the modern global hegemony. I don’t like it, I most certainly don’t like what we do with it, but it’s still true. Emanuel Macron does some dumb shit, it rocks the EU markets, maybe drops some forecasts for the sociopolitical climates of some EU nations and the nations they still squat on (again, not defending, just stating the reality that there are still African nations paying France for their independence). If a senator here so much as gets out of bed wrong, an entire chunk of the current global order could be thrown into upheaval. Orban praises Putin, sucks for Hungary. Trump praises Putin, it sucks for literally the entire planet.

You can be mad that we’re in that position; I most certainly am. I truly believe the world would have a better chance at improving if we weren’t. But until we aren’t, yeah, our news is global news. You can be sick of hearing about it, you can even predict it, but that doesn’t make it any less impactful or worth knowing.

Mmmm, right in my fuckin veins

Ngl it woulda been funny if you added a few more white ones

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