Even more of a reason then… but it’s not true, so it’s moot.

Gotcha.

I could totally believe Microsoft did some kind of stupid deal with LinkedIn.

It was news to me. But then I haven’t used Windows more than trivially in years.

Gives me even less of a reason now.

Gen-X here. We had to figure out acoustic modems and we didn’t have internet, we had local BBSes.

We also had to figure out the C-64.

LOAD “$”,8,1
LIST
LOAD “WHATEVER”,8
RUN

You don’t already?

Do you even want that IT job?

You’re fooling yourself. They were living in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working class dinosaurs…

Just because T-Rex has those little arms didn’t mean it wasn’t good at typing!

I really wish I could get this across to the FuckCars people in countries other than the U.S.

I just moved from Terre Haute, Indiana in the U.S. to Blackburn in England. The fact that virtually everything you need is within a half-hour walk, most of it much less, cannot be overstated. It’s just not like that in the U.S. Terre Haute has something like 40% the population of Blackburn and driving from one end of town to another, and the shops are spread out all over town, takes 45 minutes.

Telstar.

This is from college classes decades ago, so I can’t find you something offhand. I would definitely have been able to tell you more back in the 1990s.

Edit: I do remember that Job starts out with God gathering his sons together. I think possibly the adversary is meant to be one of these sons, who would obviously be gods themselves. But they are interpreted as angels today. Again, because reasons.

I had to explain to someone here on Lemmy that Satan in Job is a rival god, rather than the Satan Christians think, of since it came from before Judaism was monotheistic. The word literally just means ‘adversary.’ Job is about two gods having a wager. But Christians (and the rest of the western world by extension) are ignorant of the fact that the largest role anyone called Satan has in the Bible has nothing to do with Christian mythology.

And then they decide to conflate the serpent in the Garden of Eden with Satan because reasons.

Edit: Note to self. Do not try to write longer posts with your phone.

My daughter was born in 2010 and she has experienced the TV/VCR combo on wheels multiple times.

We got to watch Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure once!

Also, I had an extremely lazy English teacher who would show us TOS Star Trek episodes when she didn’t feel like teaching. That was awesome.

After his wife died, Rick Moranis quit his successful Hollywood career to raise his kids.

What a total homo.

He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy’s beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he’d be into this stuff.

I think he’s angry because he’s not confused about wanting to fuck the husband.

“I love you, dad.”

“Sorry, son. That’s gay. I’m never speaking to you again.”

I mean he’s married to an extremely successful woman who is worth, according to my searching, $1.4 billion.

I’d stay home with the kids too. Please be my sugar mommy, hot billionaire. I will live in your luxury mansion if all it takes is changing diapers and stuff.

So many people’s porn fantasies just came true.

I wasn’t worried about whether or not I was gay before and I’m still not worried about it. People like this seem to be very worried about whether or not they’re gay. It’s weird because all I need to know is that I’m not sexually attracted to men.