Don’t forget the literal gallon of ranch.

Lite tho.

Maybe it just rolls the dice on anything other then straight?

The cats hair grows back.

Drunken romantic decisions never go wrong buy her something.

COCAINE

As a middle-aged man with a long history of crazy chicks in my past… Yeah this is working for me

All I see is crazy eyes which means she’ll most likely let me do the weird stuff

Hrm. Knee high socks do look pretty comfy…

I’m straight but I want to know if this will actually make me gay? And if so… Will I be given access to Henry Cavill?

Feeda feeda feeda feed me. I don’t wanna be hungry! Oh soup of the night!

This ad is freakishly '90s considering it’s for a DS

Burn now, ask questions later.

I bet he’s left handed too.

I’m…horny for some reason.

shit can slide a little yo.

And as long as nobody died because you put shit off sounds like a good day to me. Relax yo. You earned it.

There just really is no point. You have your opinions about levels of effort that must be put into shitposts, I simply could care less. So there is a watermark on a meme. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter to 99% of the people who see it so…why even argue about it being there?

lol im not getting drawn into this with one of you people.

And here we have one of those weird people!

There’s nothing wrong with having a little text down in the bottom corner.