It would be pretty funny to see a ceremonial igneous deposit marked somewhere though.

Ah yes the Incels famous novel: Atlas Sucks

True lol I just never had a need to.

I started using a dating site that let you record a short message for your profile so I said silly a joke and after hearing it I deleted my whole profile and left the site lol

I literally wanted to die when I heard a recording of myself…

I went 37 years without knowing I’m basically white Steve Urkel…

/Wrist

I’m such a self conscious and extremely anxious person yet I had a friend convince me to sing while he played guitar for a school presentation he needed to do for his music class. My hands literally clamped up so tight I couldn’t open them for 5 minutes after lol

“My freakin hyperbolic time chamber!”

I feel like this is almost worse in a way. We grew up with the future looking bright only to have it all collapse under us… We knew what we could have had and instead were given rampant corruption, war, economic and environmental collapse, and growing authoritarianism… Fun stuff… :/

Hey I got one too! I deleted it, but as I always do I thought of a funny response 10 minutes later… I should have replied with “I’m honored to have been considered and I hope to prove my worth. My mail details are ButtStuffIsFun@anal.mail!”

We’re all just balls in the Baja Blast man.

Well fuck me!

Hey look, it worked!

Fuckity fuck fuck!

Hoenstly just add some green peas, a little black pepper and that would sound pretty good to me!

It’s literally always projection from them

Hmmm… Now I’m questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

Winnipeg was the shooter! I knew it!

Cursed sandwich from top to bottom:

Tomatoes, lettuce, meat, bread, mayonnaise, bread, onion, pickles.

Ughhh and here I was just about to start selling Micheal Vick Simulator 2025 on Steam… Fucking Nintendo

I seriously don’t understand the end game here…

These people are stuck with this mentality of “labor is one of the biggest expenses a company has so we need to eliminate it” like ok… and that labor goes and buys a product, if not yours because it’s “luxury” then someone else’s. The owner of that company spends their money on your luxury products, but they only have money because labor bought from them and now you only have money because of that labor…

No labor, no money for anyone… It makes no sense.

Typical person: “How come aliens haven’t visited us yet?!”

Aliens: “Yeah… Avoid Earth. We’ve put in a motion to change the definition of their forms of life to remove intelligent beings from the list. They’re all dangerously stupid.”

Damn that’s not fun lol

That just reminded me of a horrible time I had with metal gear revengence. Near the end on your way to the boss you have things thrown at you that you’re supposed to use the games slicing gimmick to break, but my game bugged and I couldn’t rotate the blade so by the time I got to the boss I had a small sliver of HP left…

Took like 4 hours to beat him and then during the cutscene that happens just as you’re beating him the game froze…

To this day I never finished that game either lol