A certified hood classic

We need them, we need the Goose.

Good comic but don’t feed bread to ducks.

TL;DR:

Here’s a great list of safe-for-waterfowl foodstuffs, which include cucumber, corn, peas, beans, broccoli, beets, squash, flowers, alfalfa, tomatoes, eggplant, bananas (no peel), pineapple, pomegranate seeds, scrambled eggs, dry cat food or dog food, and rice

IIRC, this is basically the plot of the Mighty Ducks animated series from the late 90’s.